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The one and only "WTF?!" news story thread
Topic Started: May 19 2009, 11:02 AM (383 Views)
Morgan	May 19 2009, 11:02 AM Post #1
Dinkin' flicka. Posts: 1,878 Group: Staff Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Morgan Location: Sarasota, FL Last.fm: rockon1824	Since there have been way too many bizarre and disturbing news stories lately, I figured they needed their own thread. My contribution: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090519/ap_on_re_us/us_dad_eats_eyes
	If If you If you could If you could only If you could only stop If you could only stop your If you could only stop your heart If you could only stop your heart beat If you could only stop your heart beat for If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart beat.


otis	May 19 2009, 12:21 PM Post #2
Regular Posts: 214 Group: Members Member #822 Joined: September 15, 2008	It sounds like something out of a horror movie.
	Is it because I'm Italian? "For your eyes only" Otis Booard


Morgan	May 19 2009, 12:37 PM Post #3
Dinkin' flicka. Posts: 1,878 Group: Staff Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Morgan Location: Sarasota, FL Last.fm: rockon1824	So does this: http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,24353334-5012895,00.html
	If If you If you could If you could only If you could only stop If you could only stop your If you could only stop your heart If you could only stop your heart beat If you could only stop your heart beat for If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart beat.


R0CKER1220	May 19 2009, 03:49 PM Post #4
Posts: 4,014 Group: Staff Member #32 Joined: June 30, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Dan Location: Florida Last.fm: R0CKER1220	That first one's horrible. . .The second one sound like it's from the Discovery Channel. I've heard a story like that before but it was in the Amazon. Some dude walked waist-deep into the river to take a piss and the fish seems to like urine so it swam up his urethra =\ .
	Don't be greedy, help the needy!


FERG	May 19 2009, 06:15 PM Post #5
Senior Member Posts: 355 Group: Members Member #758 Joined: July 23, 2008 Gender: Male Name: Chris	This first one makes me want to cry and kill druggies. The second one I don't see even possible unless your wading in the Amazon or something.



Blake	May 20 2009, 08:35 PM Post #6
Vwls Sck!! Posts: 1,068 Group: Members Member #31 Joined: June 29, 2006 Last.fm: Kick2theOvaries	Dude, I'm always handling fish near my schlong this is a true eye-opener, I gotta watch my back (or frontal region for that matter)
	The Fog Forever and Ever I forgot what time it is in Madrid


Ryth	May 21 2009, 02:47 PM Post #7
Every man is first and principally recommended to his own care Posts: 2,717 Group: Members Member #706 Joined: June 9, 2008 Gender: Male Name: Brennan Location: Maryland Last.fm: The_Sound	Not necessarily the wtf absurdity of the others, just another example of over-the-top stupidity: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090521/ap_on_re_us/us_prayer_death;_ylt=AjX0H75JknlX.3wOhgLA9GCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTJoMWNxNzc2BGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkwNTIxL3VzX3ByYXllcl9kZWF0aARjcG9zAzkEcG9zAzE3BHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcnkEc2xrA3NpY2tnaXJsc21vbQ--
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Morgan	May 21 2009, 03:23 PM Post #8
Dinkin' flicka. Posts: 1,878 Group: Staff Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Morgan Location: Sarasota, FL Last.fm: rockon1824	Oh man, I remember reading about that story when the girl died. Looks like she's just coasting her way into prison, luckily.
	If If you If you could If you could only If you could only stop If you could only stop your If you could only stop your heart If you could only stop your heart beat If you could only stop your heart beat for If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart beat.


Ryth	May 21 2009, 03:28 PM Post #9
Every man is first and principally recommended to his own care Posts: 2,717 Group: Members Member #706 Joined: June 9, 2008 Gender: Male Name: Brennan Location: Maryland Last.fm: The_Sound	It is really distressing how often this sort of stuff happens. This story in particular gets me where it hurts: http://www.leadertelegram.com/story-news.asp?id=BK30NE8OJTL To top it all of, the 13 year old boy is still illiterate.
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Morgan	May 23 2009, 10:32 PM Post #10
Dinkin' flicka. Posts: 1,878 Group: Staff Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Morgan Location: Sarasota, FL Last.fm: rockon1824	http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/05/23/china.suicide/?iref=mpstoryview As evil as it sounds, just picturing that in my head makes me laugh.
	If If you If you could If you could only If you could only stop If you could only stop your If you could only stop your heart If you could only stop your heart beat If you could only stop your heart beat for If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart beat.


R0CKER1220	May 24 2009, 12:23 AM Post #11
Posts: 4,014 Group: Staff Member #32 Joined: June 30, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Dan Location: Florida Last.fm: R0CKER1220	Especially since it was a 66-year-old man who pushed him off. EDIT: UG's ahead of us! http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19998101&postcount=22179 Edited by R0CKER1220, May 24 2009, 12:38 AM.
	Don't be greedy, help the needy!


Morgan	May 27 2009, 10:24 PM Post #12
Dinkin' flicka. Posts: 1,878 Group: Staff Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Morgan Location: Sarasota, FL Last.fm: rockon1824	http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/30967440/
	If If you If you could If you could only If you could only stop If you could only stop your If you could only stop your heart If you could only stop your heart beat If you could only stop your heart beat for If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart beat.


R0CKER1220	May 27 2009, 10:50 PM Post #13
Posts: 4,014 Group: Staff Member #32 Joined: June 30, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Dan Location: Florida Last.fm: R0CKER1220	How would grooming habits cause wings to grow?
	Don't be greedy, help the needy!


Vayala'axza	May 27 2009, 11:26 PM Post #14
kyaaaa~ Posts: 676 Group: Members Member #774 Joined: August 1, 2008 Gender: Female Name: Ashie	d'awwwww the kittty! But very wtf indeed. XD Grooming habits.



Ryth	May 28 2009, 02:47 PM Post #15
Every man is first and principally recommended to his own care Posts: 2,717 Group: Members Member #706 Joined: June 9, 2008 Gender: Male Name: Brennan Location: Maryland Last.fm: The_Sound	Wow, what the fuck. XD
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Vayala'axza	Jun 8 2009, 05:26 PM Post #16
kyaaaa~ Posts: 676 Group: Members Member #774 Joined: August 1, 2008 Gender: Female Name: Ashie	http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=7756586&page=1 =/ Edited by Vayala'axza, Jun 8 2009, 05:26 PM.



Ryth	Jun 8 2009, 05:34 PM Post #17
Every man is first and principally recommended to his own care Posts: 2,717 Group: Members Member #706 Joined: June 9, 2008 Gender: Male Name: Brennan Location: Maryland Last.fm: The_Sound	I read about this the other day. The absurdity made me laugh a little, but it is pretty pathetic at best.
	Upcoming Reviews: Nigga Please by Ol' Dirty Bastard Conglomerate International by Frodus The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks by Flux of Pink Indians Ascension by John Coltrane Rain Dogs by Tom Waits The Dance of the Moon and the Sun by Natural Snow Buildings Escape From Noise by Negativland


Morgan	Jun 8 2009, 05:37 PM Post #18
Dinkin' flicka. Posts: 1,878 Group: Staff Member #2 Joined: June 28, 2006 Gender: Male Name: Morgan Location: Sarasota, FL Last.fm: rockon1824	His sexual fantasy was someone else raping his wife?
	If If you If you could If you could only If you could only stop If you could only stop your If you could only stop your heart If you could only stop your heart beat If you could only stop your heart beat for If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart If you could only stop your heart beat for one heart beat.


Ryth	Jun 8 2009, 05:47 PM Post #19
Every man is first and principally recommended to his own care Posts: 2,717 Group: Members Member #706 Joined: June 9, 2008 Gender: Male Name: Brennan Location: Maryland Last.fm: The_Sound	I know, right? Even I'm not that messed up! Edited by Ryth, Jun 8 2009, 05:47 PM.
	Upcoming Reviews: Nigga Please by Ol' Dirty Bastard Conglomerate International by Frodus The Fucking Cunts Treat Us Like Pricks by Flux of Pink Indians Ascension by John Coltrane Rain Dogs by Tom Waits The Dance of the Moon and the Sun by Natural Snow Buildings Escape From Noise by Negativland


Vayala'axza	Jun 8 2009, 05:57 PM Post #20
kyaaaa~ Posts: 676 Group: Members Member #774 Joined: August 1, 2008 Gender: Female Name: Ashie	Fuck, I'd hope not. XD



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